[This is a list I'm Making up but I wouldn't mind help with ^^. Will add more at I think of them.]

mechanical Problems:
Food Proseser Discharge = Throwing up are upset stomach
Fuel Pump Malfuctuion = Heart attack. [KIRA!]
Metalicoperosis = The Metal Skeletal frames starts do Detriate... Or rust.
Rusthitis = lack of oil or lubricating liquid between limb parts.
Gyroscope Jam = Similar to a headache.
Actavation/Hibernation shock = feeling of confustion, not able to think straite, loss power and Memories after being shut down for a long peirod of time. [Can happen after a hard Reboot as well] Is temporary.
Visual Frizz = Visual Optices Failure
Audio Reception Error = Ear chip malfunction. [side note. Audio inhibitor = ear plug made from this idea.]
Internal over-heating = equivalent of a fever.

Virus Problems:
Yaoi Virus = Turns Androids to love the same gender they are. {We all know what it does. >D}
Yuri Virus = Same for Yaoi... but for Female bots.
Common Virus = Like the Common cold for Humans.
L33t Virus = Causes the bot to speak with letters and numbers like this. "L0L N00b."
Mic Virus {Malwear Ingrating Corruption) = a Virus that attacks thermoregulator.
Y218B Virus = A virus made to attack the Prossesrs of Betas. Was made by a man named Dr. Yavusco to wipe out Beta's.
Y218P Virus = A virus made to attack the Prossesrs of Prototypes. Made by Dr. Yavusco.
Y218A Virus = A virus made to attack the Prossesrs of Alphas.
Smiley face Message Virus = A Virus you get from opening a message. It spams Smiley faces though out the Android's Programing, making the Android smile as well as the Program inside the message steals information.


[List help made by *so far* Die, Net-S, and Petia.]